Poor old Simon Cowell. He's made so much money from pandering to base instincts that there was bound to be a backlash. Best known for musical talent shows, I can now reveal that Simon is planning a new show. The Impact Factor (IF) will pitch the talents of research scientists against each other, with promises of prizes and professorships. Many are keen to take part, but there's only room for a few stars. Is Cowell and his organisation (Best Science Promises Prizes) in the best interests of science?
I'm not sure. I sense a backlash from those whose lives are not ruled by impact factors and a groundswell of scientists railing against the cult of IF. There is already a campaign to promote Rage Against the Publishing Machine ahead of the next IF winner. (Don't worry: no rude words will be used in the campaign, and tempers will remain even. You catch more flies with organic honey than you do with GM vinegar.)
Who's part of this alternative group? Mainly scientists who normally shun the limelight. Some of them were once IF wannabees themselves. Let's call them shadow scientists. They're all around you but not really noticed, and easily ignored. But here's the neat thing: the shadow scientists solve practical problems by applying the science of the Impact wannabees. Solving problems doesn't win many prizes. But just think: if there was no one to apply scientific knowledge why generate it?
Let's be clear. Shadow scientists admire colleagues who seek the bright lights. The IF wannabees cut the mustard, push the envelope and break down frontiers and good luck to them.
Shadow science is more Tea Time than Real Time PCR. But that doesn't mean it's not worthwhile. There are thousands of scientists gaining quiet satisfaction from making extension work better. Or finding out that huanglongbing has got to the Dominican Republic and that Zebra stripe has been in Texas for a long time.
We must be real scientists because we too can talk in riddles! So much in common yet not enough mutual understanding. I'm hoping Christmas will help everyone see sense.


